Remember when Celtic lost the UEFA Cup final to Porto - Alan Thompson's greeting face after Porto's winning goal had just been scored - priceless.
Anyway: Gers v Partizan Belgrade, 2.45pm Thursday, game on at the Blue Room. I saw Red Star Belgrade at Ibrox back in 88 I think - they wiped the floor with us. Some team, with Robert Prosinecki, Darko Pancev, and I think they had Dejan Savicevic in midfield as well. Partizan are rubbish though, so it'll be a tight game.
Sunday morning - Rangers vs Celtic - 7.30am kickoff, use the side door, don't be late as I then have to miss bits of the game to collect the money from you! $10 members, $15 guests.
Gareth the Pie Man will be in attendance - he'll be getting the pies warmed up for half-time, so bring an empty belly.